“2 down, 2 to go…”

As much as I thought I was ready for school to begin, I abruptly found out today that I was not. Actually, let me rephrase, I was not ready for all of the first few days and they silly notions: introduction of the course, introduction of the syllabus, introduction of the professor, introduction of myself and fellow classmate, etc. When I tell you I was bored, there is much emphasis and all truth! To make it worse, these professors I have this semester are all off their rocker. Here is the break down:

10:00-10:50 Professional Communication
This woman is ghetto as “h” “e” double hockey sticks. When I tell you this is a professional communication class and she was using “was” instead of “were,” “is” instead of “are,” not to mention her non-rhotic speech (pronouncing words with the omission of the letter r). She drained me low, and that was just the beginning of my day. To make matters worse, she had the nerve to pass out fliers for an event like she was a party promoter.

1:00-1:50 Spanish 201
Okay, I cannot even take this woman seriously. She has not a lick of latina decent in her blood! She is a straight up country girl from North Carolina, really Morehouse?! She was in class speaking spanglish like it was correct. On top of that, there are people in that class that have never taken spanish before, hmmm, I wonder how they will fair out?

2:00-2:50 History of the English Language (HOTEL)
I had this woman last year, first semester. She is a mess, a terrible mess. When I tell you she looks like Mary Poppins (how ironic, her first name is Mary) and acts as ditsy as Amelia Ba Delia, there is no exaggeration necessary. Not much more I can say about her…I’ll let you fill in the blanks.

3:00-3:50 Literary Theory
PAUSE: I get to this class to see the professor switched out with another professor. Um, I only took this class during this time because I wanted a specific professor. So, now I have some man that is so monotone he even said, “I know, I’m probably boring.” Probably ? You know you are, and that is sad that you are so boring that you bore yourself.

Overall, minus Morehouse’s shortcomings, I was pleased with my first day of Junior. I am excited about the things each class has in store for my education, however, I am going to need a little bit more motivation coming from these professors. Tomorrow, a new day, a new schedule line up, I shall keep my faithful readers posted.

-M. Worthington III

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